1. kiss-distinctly-american:


    Like sorry, though, West Coast. Ya ain’t got shit on apples.

    I will die by your side on the hill of East Coast Apple Supremacy, Kels.


    (via megwhat)


  2. PS - DJ took that photo.

    Because, um…did I mention we are working on this show together?!

  3. I don’t think I’ve ever been tagged for these things before, so the-elle-em just made my life.

    And wouldn’t you know: my most recent photo is from lunchtime today. And it’s me…eating bread. The “Megan eating bread” photo series has become my new favorite thing. I jokingly told my coworker I have a food blog -LOLnope.

    Since I rarely am on during the days lately, I have no idea who has been tagged…so do this anyway! Especially if your most recent photo is this ridiculous!

    (I might cheat and grab my laptop and tag a ton of people in a bit - WILD Friday night in LA!)

  4. Hey friends! I swear I’m not going to be an annoying person who only posts about the shows I am working on, but this one is near and dear to my heart - it offers a life-changing opportunity to deserving couples, and maybe someone you know could use it!
    I am currently casting on new transformational, non-competition NBC weight loss show called “Weight for Love”. Most of our casting team has worked on both NBC’s The Biggest Loser and Extreme Weight Loss on ABC. We are casting couples who are married, engaged, or dating long-term who each have 100+ lbs to lose.

    I would LOVE if you could share this information – it could easily help one of your coworkers, relatives, or friends!

    We will be holding casting calls in CHICAGO on 9/6, PHILADELPHIA and DALLAS on 9/13, and LOS ANGELES on 9/20.

    You can have anyone who is interested contact me directly at meganiscasting@gmail.com – I’m available to discuss the show more in-depth and answer any questions that come up!
  5. A+++ first Bat Mitzvah experience this weekend at the San Francisco Design Center. It was Andy Warhol themed and they pulled out all the stops.

    I was joking with the mom about how she should have probably set the bar a little lower to manage their younger daughter’s expectations. Without skipping a beat, she told me they are thinking of renting out AT&T Park for hers. Oh, you Kanye now?

    Anyway, if you can handle my mindless drivel for another 4 years, I’ll update you as to if that’s what really goes down!

  6. Starting a new series called “Megan eating bread.”

    Ride or die for carbs.


  7. My mom went to the Verizon store today and my brother was texting me that she was having a conversation with the sales rep about dynamite fishing and I had no idea why she was so fascinated with throwing dynamite into a lake and calling it fishing and apparently after 15 minutes he finally told her that her account on the game wouldn’t transfer over so she is refusing to get a new phone.

    My mom.

    Won’t get a new phone.

    Because of a game.

    Called Dynamite Fishing.